1.
Carpenter
2.
Welder
3.
Steamfitter
4.
Sprinkler System Installer
5.
Office Machine Repairer
6.
Heating, Air Conditioning, Refrigeration Tech
7.
Bicycle Mechanic
8.
Auto body Repairer
9.
Model Maker
10.
Electronics Engineering Tech
Ok some of these are just stooped like number 4 hell no why would I ever do that ok so number 6 is just not me number 5 I think my grandma did that number 3 that is that any way but it does not sound fun number 7 that do they mean is that riley bicycles or are they motor cycles number 2 I know a guy that dose that and he is riley good at it to number 8 doesn’t sound bad number 10 I don’t know number 1 wouldn’t be bad I have always liked building things putting them together and fixing them 9 I might be good at that I like to put in a the little details into things so when I’m drawling or sculpting I’m what you might call a parcel perfectionist and I think the eye or eyes of what you do are the most important part of the pitcher.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
halloween
Halloween is my favorite holiday the only problem is after you’re so old you can’t treat any more u can only trick but even then it’s still the best. plus when halloween hits u no that to more halidays are around the corner and with them my birthday i will be turning 16 when it hits but when it comes down to it im not al that glad about it come to think of it i dont think i ever have
but thats not the point the point is that its a good time of year well there is the hole freezin to deth thing but other then that its good
but thats not the point the point is that its a good time of year well there is the hole freezin to deth thing but other then that its good
Friday, October 30, 2009
perfict day
My perfect day is pretty simple just hanging out with some friends having a good time on a nice day and no school or problems nothing special there is nothing more to it
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
jokes
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest.To prove his point, the Air Force general calls over an airman: "Airman! Climb that flagpole, and once you are at the top, sing 'Wild Blue Yonder', and then jump off!""YES SIR!" replies the airman. He takes off for the flagpole like a shot, scales up it, sings the anthem, salutes and jumps off, hitting the ground at attention.The general dismisses him. "Now that's bravery!" exclaims the general."Ah, that's nothing," says the Admiral, "Seaman!" A seaman appears, "YES, SIR!!" "Take this weapon," as he offers him an M14, "Scale that flagpole, balance yourself on top, stand at attention, present arms, and sing 'Anchors Aweigh.' Salute each of us, and jump off."YES SIR!!" replies the seaman. He sprints for the flagpole with the weapon high over his head, and completes the task perfectly."Now that's courage!" says the admiral."Courage, nothin'" snorts the Army general. "Get over here, private!""YES SIR!!" replies the private."Put on full combat gear, load your rucksack with these rocks, scale that flagpole, come to attention, present arms, and sing the National Anthem, salute each of us, and then climb back down, head first.""YES SIR!!" replies the private, and completes the task."Now that is a brave man! Beat that!!"They all look to the Marine. "Private," he says."YES SIR!!""Put on full combat gear. Put these two dogs in your pack. Using only one hand, climb that flagpole. At the top, sing 'The Halls of Montezuma', put your knife in your teeth, and dive off, headfirst."The private snaps to attention, looks at the general and says, "FUCK YOU SIR!!"The general turns to the others and says, "Now THAT'S bravery
Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled.What am I?
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.Who am I.
There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 metres. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 metres. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 metres. Which way does he swim?
A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water. How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water?
Which bird does not belong in this group?finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, sparrow
What word doesn't belong in this group?that, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, chat
I have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more. What am I?
Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
A Lesson in Politics A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow."The father thought some and said, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy.Let's say that I'm a capitalist because I'm the breadwinner.Your mother will be the government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?"The little boy said, "Well, Dad, I don't know, but I'll think about what you said."Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was awaken by his baby brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. The son then turned and went back to bed.The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now.""Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?"The little boy thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full of crap."
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest.To prove his point, the Air Force general calls over an airman: "Airman! Climb that flagpole, and once you are at the top, sing 'Wild Blue Yonder', and then jump off!""YES SIR!" replies the airman. He takes off for the flagpole like a shot, scales up it, sings the anthem, salutes and jumps off, hitting the ground at attention.The general dismisses him. "Now that's bravery!" exclaims the general."Ah, that's nothing," says the Admiral, "Seaman!" A seaman appears, "YES, SIR!!" "Take this weapon," as he offers him an M14, "Scale that flagpole, balance yourself on top, stand at attention, present arms, and sing 'Anchors Aweigh.' Salute each of us, and jump off."YES SIR!!" replies the seaman. He sprints for the flagpole with the weapon high over his head, and completes the task perfectly."Now that's courage!" says the admiral."Courage, nothin'" snorts the Army general. "Get over here, private!""YES SIR!!" replies the private."Put on full combat gear, load your rucksack with these rocks, scale that flagpole, come to attention, present arms, and sing the National Anthem, salute each of us, and then climb back down, head first.""YES SIR!!" replies the private, and completes the task."Now that is a brave man! Beat that!!"They all look to the Marine. "Private," he says."YES SIR!!""Put on full combat gear. Put these two dogs in your pack. Using only one hand, climb that flagpole. At the top, sing 'The Halls of Montezuma', put your knife in your teeth, and dive off, headfirst."The private snaps to attention, looks at the general and says, "FUCK YOU SIR!!"The general turns to the others and says, "Now THAT'S bravery
Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled.What am I?
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.Who am I.
There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 metres. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 metres. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 metres. Which way does he swim?
A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water. How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water?
Which bird does not belong in this group?finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, sparrow
What word doesn't belong in this group?that, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, chat
I have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more. What am I?
Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
A Lesson in Politics A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow."The father thought some and said, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy.Let's say that I'm a capitalist because I'm the breadwinner.Your mother will be the government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?"The little boy said, "Well, Dad, I don't know, but I'll think about what you said."Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was awaken by his baby brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. The son then turned and went back to bed.The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now.""Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?"The little boy thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full of crap."
In ten years
In ten years I will be ten years older 25. I will have a car im not sher what it will be but in time I hope to get a muscle car or two. I no I will be out of the house and on my own in less then ten years although I probably will not have a house of my own I will be trying to get one. I think I will most likely serve for my for year and go to collage. Its hard to no how things will play out when thing are always changing.
In ten years I will be ten years older 25. I will have a car im not sher what it will be but in time I hope to get a muscle car or two. I no I will be out of the house and on my own in less then ten years although I probably will not have a house of my own I will be trying to get one. I think I will most likely serve for my for year and go to collage. Its hard to no how things will play out when thing are always changing.
Friday, September 25, 2009
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- a is for air and i cant walk on it
- b is for burt my last name
- c is for classic cars like the camaro
- d is for dog i have a dog and his name is buster brown he is a red nosed american pitbull
- e is for energetic i have lots of energy
- f is for for i have for litle brothers
- g is for gun i can shoot a gun and im not a bad shot
- h is for hole my brother was born with a hole in his heart
- i is for ignorant my brothers are ignorant
- j is for joke this is a joke
- k is for keep so keep reading this to learn more
- l is for is for lie and i dont lie
- m is for michigan were i was born
- n is for nickolas my first name
- o is for onist i am onist i will tell u what i think evin if u dont like it
- p is for
- q is for
- r is for ryan my middle name
- s is for salsa
- t is for the i have live in the middle of no were most of my life
- u is for uncomin no one els thinks the way i do
- v is for vote and i cant yet
- w is for wolf my favorite animal
- x is for x ray i have never had an x ray
- y is for
- z is for
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
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first week of school and i have to right a 200 word blog about my first week of school thats not right.
i would have to say rotc is my favorite class although i am suprized that i like all my classes.
now i just need to figer out how to us the spell check on this thing .
were dose it say how meny words u have riten?
how am i going to right 200 words when im 90% asleep i have a hard time righting 200 words when im awake.
ok i figered out how to cont my words and i alredy have 92 maybe its not as hard as i thought.
ok this is my 6th day of school and a week is 7 but 5 days is a week of school so which do i fallow?
wow im evin cornfusing my self .
maybe i should werk on my spelling becouse i suck.
cool im up to 152 words well its a start but i still need about 50 words.
i dont rilly get the piont of this but i still have to do it.
dose eny1 no that time it is i dont have a clue
i would have to say rotc is my favorite class although i am suprized that i like all my classes.
now i just need to figer out how to us the spell check on this thing .
were dose it say how meny words u have riten?
how am i going to right 200 words when im 90% asleep i have a hard time righting 200 words when im awake.
ok i figered out how to cont my words and i alredy have 92 maybe its not as hard as i thought.
ok this is my 6th day of school and a week is 7 but 5 days is a week of school so which do i fallow?
wow im evin cornfusing my self .
maybe i should werk on my spelling becouse i suck.
cool im up to 152 words well its a start but i still need about 50 words.
i dont rilly get the piont of this but i still have to do it.
dose eny1 no that time it is i dont have a clue
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